"I’m building a pyramid of flesh under my desk." - Robin "I’ve always wanted to be fed like a chicken." - Lorne "The first thing I will do in the event of a holocaust is get inside a giant metal statue of a cow." - Ed "Aim first, then panic and fall to enemy fire - in the event of insanity." - Blaeghd "I’ve already got functions in for that line of psychos." - Robin "Take a chill pill" - Al "I’m surprised it even worked!" - Karl (to Interplay) "I think we should make a first person shooter named "Pus" " - Ed "We should find whoever wrote that code and shoot them" - Jan "When the junkies run out of the city, that means there’s trouble." - Karl "What’s the point of having a hole if you can’t interact with it?" - Karl "It was the most fun I've ever had involving my shoe and a small animal. I felt though, that as a plot device, it needed more pathos." - Tony "Shall I dispatch you here sir? Or would you prefer to perish later in our recycling tanks?" - Polite Humanoid Breathing robot. "Watching a one legged kangaroo try to hop is usually quite amusing." - Damo Jr "Would you believe for a brief moment I thought you said ‘I have to go empty my arse.’" - Damo Sr "They’re prospecting for turd nuggets." - Tony "Does anyone want my nuggets?" - Ed "I got Rampant Pigeon Coddler . . . am I doing the right test?" - Ed "Nice one. You’ve managed to take $5000 worth of software and $10,000 worth of computer and make something that looks like plasticine." - Ed "If you’re going to pour wax on your nipples you should take your suit off first." - Ed "When you’re watching Jurassic Park, you can tell the dinosaurs weren’t real." - Jan "I’ll go for a bigger nastier tool every time." - Robin "I’m gonna get me some of that sloppy ghoul action." - Dan Levin – "Chief Fluffer" "You underestimate the amount of warmth a few thousand souls burning in eternal damnation gives off . . ." - Gareth "You were lying in a pool of your own vomit, but your suggestions were quite good." - Karl "Sorry, I just did a line in the toilet" - Ivan, the runny nose explanation "Karl! Do you want to have a play with this?" - Al "Fix it Jan. Fix it good!" - Karl "I just figured out what this thing in my pants is for." - Jake "Do you wanna come look at my log, Karl." - Max "A hole in the ground does it for me. I always like a good crack or two." - Parrish "Sometimes I go crazy with guns, sometimes I don’t." - Karl "Oh Lakin, I’ll eat your nuts anyday." - Damo Sr "I’m not coming into work tomorrow, cause I’ll be dead." - Karl "Everyone should probably give me their phone numbers in case a desperate situation arises." - Karl "Karl’s been bitten by the chocolate milk monkey!" - Ed "My pants are fully optimised" - Ed "Did you fiddle with captain cockroach? – I never thought I’d be asking that again." - Ed "Stupid code!" - Karl "I know I’m focusing on this urinating thing alot." - Karl "I enjoy raping the bots though" - Robin "So you’ve never slept in the toilet?" - Jan "Get your filthy fingers off my muffin!" - Damian "You’re a lovely man Alistair" - Robin "Something’s vibrating, I better answer it" - John "I’m really very good at breaking things." - Max "You could be a cockroach – they don’t even have teeth!" - Damo "Only the master inhaler can resist the urge to choke." - Damo "I like to remove my tastebuds occasionally." - Damo "All this pumping is making my left arm ache a lot" - Ed "I’m missing one of my bits. I was walking around and it just fell off" - Jake "The press tells us these shapeless, squirming blobs of multi-colored puke are the cutting edge of graphics" - Peter "Some unknown person had their head in my thingy" - Alistair "I wasn't sniffing the chair, I was sniffing the goo, which was on my fingers when I sniffed it." - Peter "pieceofsh**c**ppyar**merkinwearingyakfe**hing compiler." - Robin "Life sucks . . . multiple times." - Rachael "I’m gonna be the shoe-horn king!" - Lorne "How do you spell ‘DUH!’ ?" - Lorne "Are your ones wet?" - Rachael "hmm, my cheese tastes like arse." - Damo Sr "Oh wait, I know what that is. It’s Al’s crap code." - Karl "Its not the code, it’s the entities" - Al "How am I going to get it out of sync if I’m playing with myself?" - Russell "I’m sick of being under the table, It’s your turn Russ" - Kirky "It’s a bit like torturing small puppies, you do get some satisfaction out of it" - Robin "Oh well, someone should be beaten" - Karl "I’m going to try and kill myself now and see what happens, hopefully it ends it all." - Ed "I’ve got a weird looking knob, and Im a bit worried about it" - Kirky "Let’s go and have a quick one before Robin finishes his build." - Russell "I play with Karl’s balls when I’m thinking" - Max "How do I kill something? I want to kill something!" - Ed "Kirky, come and jump on this for me will ya." - Max "If it weren’t for all that pastry, you’d have nothing but a handful of nuts and goo." - Damo "Hey Ed, how powerful do you want the bunnies when they attack you?" - James "It’s all perfect. Go away!" - Karl "Push the f****in’ button!" - Brian "OI, you’re not allowed to touch that!" - Ed "Actually Karl it appears we both want the same thing, just in slightly different ways, but, very similar." - Ivan "What’s that you’ve got there, Ed? A sausage?" - Robin "Its really easy to cover your back door with mines." - Al "Lets just travel forward in time and get cyborg bodies" - Karl "Guess what? We’re f***ed!" - Karl "Ed, come and sit on this one." - Max "My ball hit the knob and it went all weird" - Kirky "I actually enjoy watching" - Karl "I dream of wiener." - Parrish